Hi. I'm John...

...and I'm Chris.

...and "WE'RE JOHN AND CHRIS"
Welcome to the John & Chris Show.

Hey, welcome to loserville, Population : 1
(That's You, Shortell)

Today on the John & Chris Show,
Chris is gonna do a little dance for us.

Look at me. I'm dancin' !!

Hey, that's a nice dance, Chris.
Don't let anyone tell you any different.

Mmm. No it wasn't.

I'm outta here.