Hey, is that thing on... ?
Ok hold on, lemme think of something to say...
...Hi, Mom !!

Blah, Blah, Blah... Sara seems impressed.

What do you call this move, Shorty?

Michelle watches in amazement through the window
as John does crunches in his sleep.

Everyone dance to the beat of Michelle picking her nose and eating it.
Michelle say "Please" as in "Please don't show this to anyone."

Mocking you? No you honor, I am not mocking you.
But you see, my regular raincoat fell in the mud.
So my choices were to wear no raincoat at all,
which I know you do NOT allow in your courtroom, or this.
So I chose this... RIDICULOUS thing... for you.